11th: Thou Shall Not Wear Flip Flops - To Sacrament Meeting

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"If the mothers are thrifty, so are their daughters. If the mothers are modest, so are their girls. If the mothers wear flip flops and other casual clothing to sacrament meeting, so do their daughters.A mother remains a daughter's first line of defense against the wiles of the world."

- M. Russell Ballard, LDS Church First Presidency, April, 2010

Worst Nightmare: BYU Cougar Fans Watching The Game...

Church approved? No. 


Exception : Life Guards 

Church approved? No!

 Exception: 

Celebrity chef Mario Batali.

Church approved? No. 

Exception: Sheep Herders

Church Approved? No

Exception: No Exceptions!

Church Approved Women's Shoes:

 

"I seriously think that flip-flops should be outlawed!" - Clair T.  - Provo, Utah 

"I've always had feet odor when wearing high heels. Flip-flops help prevent smelly feet.  I hope that's not a sin. My daughter likes flip flops too."

- Suzy B. - Hurricane, UT

"I wore 'em to Church, Bishop interviews and Elders Quorum. 

I don' t think anybody cared, really."

-Randy S. - 

Goobies, Newfoundland 

"Flip-Flops have never been a problem for me."
Paige Turner. - Jackson Hole, WY

"I love women in flip-flops!"
Sawyer B. Hind - Rattlebone Hollow, LA

"Flip-flops in Church are disgusting! Women's toes. 
Ugh! I'm sure there is a scripture against that!"
Ted Pierce Cox-   Dopin, Michigan

"I'm undecided!"
E. Fortune - Slippery Rock, PA

Note: This post is a satire. Not to be taken seriously, OK? Inspired by 25 things a professional woman shouldn't wear - Excelle.